6 Signs Which Mean That That “Complicated” Guy Is Actually A Huge Douche-Nozzle

6 Signs Which Mean That That “Complicated” Guy Is Actually A Huge Douche-Nozzle

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5. He blames you for “creating drama” and being “too controlling”

He just can’t deal with any drama in his life, and he can’t deal with anyone trying to control him or demanding things of him…

Just like he can’t deal with his big messy diaper that he’s too much of a baby to take care of himself. (Gross but true…)

When he tries to sell you this line of crap, what he’s really saying is that he wants everything the way that he wants it.

No compromises. No meeting you halfway. No being a “good person.”

Nope, it’s his way or the highway, and if you try to ask him to meet you halfway, you’re a “crazy demanding psycho” that he can’t have in his life.

At least you can give him what he wants – drop him out of your life like a hot piece of crap that you can’t even remember the reason you were holding it anyway.

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6. Every so often he’ll drop you a text and be over the top romantic

That’s the dirty secret of these manipulative, egotistical, immature babies – they know they’re acting like total jerks.

That’s why every so often, they’ll send a message or a text that’s full of romance and love – just so they can try to reel you back in. They think if they do some sort of token gesture for you, you’ll come running back and ignore all the crappy stuff they put you through in the first place.

Don’t let him get away with this dirty trick. He’s a jerk, he’s been a jerk to you, he’s not going to get off the hook because he sent you the heart emoji like 5 times in a row.

He’s not worth it. Drop that whiny egotistical manipulative baby and find someone who’s actually worth your time.

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24 comments… add one
  • ... December 27, 2020, 4:32 pm

    Please write an article on how to fix these issues

  • Fuentes January 24, 2020, 1:53 pm

    I found my husband text another women saying..trying not to complicate your life and “things” especially now. Believe me your in my mind daily mulipty time.
    I’m so confuse what he doing.

  • Shelley Terrell December 30, 2019, 7:55 pm

    This. Is. Awesome!!!!!

  • Joseph September 18, 2016, 12:06 am

    The problem with this article is it’s a bit extreme. A lot of people (not just men) have these tendencies, and to much lesser degrees.

    I have problem #4 sometimes. Yeah it sucks, but I’m aware of it, and I try not to let it control my actions. But sometimes I genuinely think that I am not good enough for the girl I’m dating and have a bit of a panic attack. It doesn’t mean I’m trying to manipulate her. But I can see how it might seem that way to an observer.

  • Kylie Underwood July 9, 2015, 1:06 pm

    LOL. Such a funny post. I went with a guy that was like this BUT not right away. It was almost a joke like 6 months into the relationship when everything changed and to this day, I still cannot figure that guy out.

  • Heather Hill July 9, 2015, 12:52 pm

    It has been my experience that guys like this are major jerks as well. I am not sure if it is the drama they create or what, but I generally can only stand a person like this for a few hours.

  • Ella Vaughan July 8, 2015, 2:30 pm

    Very sad list :) We all know there are guys out there, but what I cannot figure out is whether or not they really know they are this type of person?

  • Fiona Cornish July 4, 2015, 11:24 am

    Douche nozzles need to stay away! LOL. I like this post, but the sad thing is that people like this are around us all!

  • Hillary Mantson July 2, 2015, 8:31 am

    LOL. There are so many douche bags where I am from it is out of hand. It is almost like there is something in the water and the disease is spreading.

  • Sharia Johnson July 2, 2015, 8:17 am

    LOL, I think it is sad that we all know someone that fits these types of descriptions :)

  • Kimberly Greene June 29, 2015, 4:56 pm

    LOL. Nice!

  • Cara M. June 29, 2015, 4:42 pm

    I would have to say that this is a pretty good list, however, I know guys that fit this description, but do not show these signs. Looks can be deceiving for sure!

  • Roberta Hillis June 26, 2015, 2:53 pm

    Any guy that is going to blame a woman for being too dramatic and controlling has other issues.

  • Ulrika Ollyark June 26, 2015, 2:29 pm

    It is amazing that a man could be so much like this and still wonder why they are single. LOL. In my mind, they are no different than an over dramatic woman that thinks the world revolves around her.

  • Frederika G. June 26, 2015, 2:15 pm

    Well, I must say this was a nice little LOL. I have met guys like this, but since they would turn me off right away, I don’t think I would ever have to worry about any relationship forming.

  • Rowena T. June 22, 2015, 5:52 pm

    This is the sad part about guys. You will meet at least a handful that are just like this.

    • Leah Terry July 8, 2015, 2:41 pm

      I feel the same way, I even considered moving to another city just to see if the scene is different in other places.

  • Freda M. June 22, 2015, 4:31 pm

    A douche nozzle? LOL, that is funny. Thank you for posting this, it got me through my Monday!

  • Lynda R. June 22, 2015, 4:13 pm

    Yeah, if you are dealing with one the THESE guys, you have issues and should be on your way out of that relationship.

  • Corrie June 22, 2015, 3:39 pm

    This types of guys are everywhere. The real issue is that they give the good guys a bad name at the same time. I feel for guys that are hopeless romantics or over nice to woman and things like that because woman start out distrusting them thanks to these idiots!

  • EarthLover June 22, 2015, 1:00 pm

    I think we all know a guy or two that are like this. These are extreme examples in my book, but I guess you never know.

    • Jan Mitchell July 4, 2015, 12:47 pm

      Yeah, they are extreme, but if you met some of the “guys” that I know, you would be thinking otherwise LOL.

  • Brandi Leight June 22, 2015, 11:37 am

    These are the types of guys that I had around me when growing up. It was odd to see such weird personalities in the “men”, but I didn’t know any better. Once I got away from my hometown to go to college, the difference was amazingly more positive.

  • Kesly Jones June 22, 2015, 11:29 am

    LOL. This is a pretty good list. The main issue I have with it is that it describes most of the men that I meet!

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